Bring Both Hemispheres of Your Brain
A few words: Sometimes I’m insanely hot and have clear skin – which is news to me – because who is that in this picture? She only ever shows up about 2% of the time and if she could add about 80% more appearances I feel like my life would be tremendously easier?
JK, I’m into challenges. JK, I want a soft life and skinny toes.
Okay, so it’s starting to feel like Mercury Rx is a holiday. A holiday that comes 3x a year and leaves tons of little droppings and insights and easter eggs. Isn’t that nice?
Special Announcement:
I’m not interested in connecting any more dots for anybody anywhere ever again. If you want to pretend that you are stupid, enjoy that. If you want to pretend you are a child learning to read, have fun with phonics.
Bring both hemispheres of your brain when you speak with me, or don’t bother. I will not being doing reviews.
We’re joining the absurd with the philosophical and scientific and artistic and we’re pulling up a chair to tea party.
Did you know that yoga is the hardest earned high you’re ever gonna get? Okay, that’s subjective. For some it could be running. But what I really came to say is that the entire gag of the WHOLE thing is that your body is the ticket to ride.










